Since we're in America, I dared my brother to act as asian as possible while ordering breakfast
Waitress: Would you like pancakes of biscuits with your order?
Brother: Uhh what? I do not speak engrish very well
Waitress: Pancakes *points to picture of pancakes* or biscuits *points to a picture of biscuits*
Brother: Ohhhh i would like a rice please
Waitress: Oh we don't serve rice
Brother: WHAT!? NO RICE?!
Me: NO RICE? NO LIFE!!!
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
